Romney has reluctantly confirmed he’s breeding camels Multi millionaire Mormon Mitt Romney has reluctantly confirmed he’s breeding camels at one of his ranches in Southern California. During his tour of the States for presidential nomination, a consignment of deformed camels from Arabia was stopped by U.S. Custom Officials. Romney had to explain that he intended to breed the Camels at his ranch before Customs allowed entry.

A Customs official said, “…Mr Romney confirmed that he had a love of camels and was hoping to breed special dwarf camels to sell as pets to the American people”. He also had to explain a large metal structure which came with the camels. “It was a huge thin steel  structure, about 15 foot tall, pointy at one end and a hole at the other end……Mr Romney said it was a special statue that he had commissioned, in honour of the sewing industry, which he also had an interest in. I have no idea why he’s messing around with camels and giant needles when he’s trying to be president, whatever”


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