Pope Benedict XVI Gives Blessing to Vajazzles
A Vatican spokesman said, “As you know homosexuality is a sin……we believe that anything that makes a women’s private area more interesting to men, must be a good thing”. “The Popes Council has agreed that vajazzles, intimate piercings and pubic hair topiary will all be promoted within the faith”.
The Pope confirmed his pro vag concept at a special Rome mass, where he denounced homosexuality and partly blamed its increase in society on Catholic women being too dowdy in the past. The Pope said, “…despite not having a clue what a nude women looks like, it’s obviously been not good enough lately……I urge you to vajazzle for Jesus and save souls”
The Church is also expected to announce a directive on the banning of pejazzles.