Pope Benedict XVI has given his blessing for Catholic women to get vajazzles.  Pope Benedict XVI has given his blessing for Catholic women to get vajazzles. The Vatican is hoping this will increase interest in woman’ bits’, as a means to reduce homosexual thoughts.

A Vatican spokesman said, “As you know homosexuality is a sin……we believe that anything that makes a women’s private area more interesting to men, must be a good thing”. “The Popes Council has agreed that vajazzles, intimate piercings and pubic hair topiary will all be promoted within the faith”.

The Pope confirmed his pro vag concept at a special Rome mass, where he denounced homosexuality and partly blamed its increase in society on Catholic women being too dowdy in the past.  The Pope said, “…despite not having a clue what a nude women looks like, it’s obviously been not good enough lately……I urge you to vajazzle for Jesus and save souls”

The Church is also expected to announce a directive on the banning of pejazzles.

 

 

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