Islam’s Got Talent
A new variety show has taken Pakistan by storm. Islam’s Got Talent (I.G.T) attracted millions of viewers on its first show. The nation was gripped by the astounding acts showcased on live television.
I.G.T. organiser, Abdul Shahfart was thrilled, “we assembled the finest talent from all over the Muslim world, we had 3000 people perform. Admittedly 2500 of them recited the Koran but we can’t get enough of that stuff”. Some of the most popular acts were the ‘Saudi Brothers’, who showed exquisite skill in chopping the hands off ten criminals in under a minute and an exotic dancer from Iran.” She walked on stage to boos, clothed in a disgusting western outfit but she slowly put a full burka on and it drove the men wild!”
Without doubt the star of the show was 13 year old suicide bomber Tariq Kaboom. He blew the audience away with an unexpected and stylish bombing. “Tariq was amazing, we just didn’t expect it, the judges did the usual small talk when he came on stage then he opened his jacket and blew the place up! He certainly made an impression on the judges.” “He’d definitely be in the next round “
The next round of I.G.T. is being organised although judges and location have yet to be announced. Abdul Shahfart said, “I’m hoping to take this to a big western city one day, with Barack Obama as one of the judges.”