Islam, Fastest Growing Religion
Islam claims to be Europe’s fastest growing religion and a big reason for that seems to be its attraction for ugly women. Statistics show that western munters have been flocking to Islam.
Statistician Germann Horing of the Berlin Institute of Statistics said “It’s been a big hit in Germany where hairy women in particular are drawn to the religion……….they seem to enjoy the fact that the Burka is a quick and easy solution. “
British fugly women have also been attracted to Islam, Sandra Madtitts of Leeds, Yorkshire has recently converted, “being a Muslim is just brilliant, I don’t have to care about my looks now. I’ve saved a fortune on make-up and hair do’s and getting ready in the morning is just so much quicker and easier these days. I just slip on my Burka and I’m out the door in no time, praise t’Allah”
Mohammed Arshabba of the Islamic Council for World Dominance is delighted with the progress being made; “Our next target is North America, I think we can infiltrate the vacuous mind of the American woman. Why spend thousands of dollars on plastic surgery when you can cover up with a Burka. If only we could stop them eating pig.”